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Joke of the Day

"I asked my Ouija board when I was going to get a girlfriend and it spelled out HAHAHAHAHA until it caught fire."

"Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? Because if they had four doors they'd be called chicken sedans."

"What do you call a jewish bodybuilder? Muscletov."

"[commercial for tupperware] Are you done with that food, but would rather throw it away in 3 weeks rather than right now? - Tupperware"

"Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."

"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian!"

"And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants."

"Two priest walk into bar and disappointed... there are no young boys there."

"What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink."

"What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran."