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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the feminist light bulb? It empowers itself"
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"I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me!"
"""Lord of the Rings"" seems like kind of a racist book. It doesn't even have a Tolkien black guy."
"I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come."
"A Chicago priest is offering a $5,000 reward to help stop gun violence. Meanwhile, people with guns just found out about a priest who has $5,000."
"I made a band called Erectile Dysfunction We never made it big."
"What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A cock that sticks to roof of your mouth..."
"Two of my Redditor buddies just ""came out"" to me. They told me they are OP's"
"I don't plan on moving to California anymore. Everything is known to cause cancer in there."
"IPhone 7 headphone jack [removed]"