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"My friend with OCD keeps hitting F5... he says he finds it refreshing. I told him he needs help, now he keeps hitting F1. (edit- thanks to r/supremesnicker for the better punchline.)"
"I lost my dog and I don't know if I'll ever find him. I don't have collar ID."
"What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after? The Weasley twins"
"What do you call a rock climbing cow? A high steak situation"
"Has anyone seen the movie Constipated? No? Thats because it never came out..."
"What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy"
"What do you call a viking cemetary? A grey fjord."
"What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans? Being rescued by the Americans"
"What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav? Top Vlad."