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Joke of the Day

"If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up They would be alloys"

"In a way people that work in coffee shops are also First Responders. #Heroes"

"A red dot walks into a bar. Period."

"Pizza delivery boy . . . What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it!"

"Donald Trump has a plan to keep liberals away from his rallies He's going to call them ""career fairs"""

"Like grandpa always said, 'If you kids don't stop retweeting yourself, you'll go blind.'"

"Redmond WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system ""Windows 2000"" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901."

"A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a salad The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here""."

"I was in a near-sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes."

"I Just Started My New Job Performing Circumcisions... The base pay sucks, but luckily I get lots of tips."