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Joke of the Day
"How did George W Bush use reggae to win his election? He needed an Al Gore riddim."
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"A Girl In London Two men in a bar. One says ""A girl I met in London gave me a sexually transmitted disease"". His mate replies ""you were lucky, in Yorkshire you would have had to pay for it!"""
"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite NFL player? Ha-Ha Clinton Dix"
"I took my child to work almost ten months ago, people. Is there seriously not a Take Your Child Back Home Day?"
"What does a dog from Minnesota say? Woof da."
"My kids are going to be so disappointed when they figure out peer pressure is a myth and they have to actually pay for drugs in high school."
"What brand of underwear do zombies wear? Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss"
"Jokes on you TSA my body is 70% water and I just snuck it onto the plane"
"Doggy style My wife and I haf sex doggy style last night...She rolled over and played dead, and I sat there and begged for it."
"I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there."