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Joke of the Day
"Just became a father last week! My son is a tea fanatic, can you guess his favorite kind? Tit-tea"
Next Joke
"People tell me I use too many cliches. But I take it with a pinch of salt."
"Q:Why did hitler kill himself after he lost to russia? A:His whole world came Kremlin down"
"What do you call Batman when he ditches church? Christian Bale"
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're unfunny and very efficient."
"What did the super smart dude say to the moron?"
"What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer? The podiatrist bucks up your feet."
"I have new strategy for getting my wife to have sex with me... When we are in bed I just talk and talk until she has sex with me just to shut me up. I call it filibusting a nut."
"Since reddit is nearing its demise, how do i cash out my gold? All 0 of it."
"I think I'm an extrovert stuck in an introverts body. She was too polite to say no."