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Joke of the Day

"I saw a man at the beach yelling ""Help, shark! Help!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."

"I don't trust public opinion polls because they don't take into consideration the fact that the public is made up of mostly idiots."

"What's the difference between pop stars and porn stars? Porn stars can probably sing."

"What do you call a Polish person going down a hill? A Rollie Pollie"

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"Sometimes I wake up grouchy sometimes I let her sleep"

"I'm trying to stop... I'm trying to stop masturbating. It's really hard."

"I'm starting a prostitution ring for ex-cops.... I'm calling it Fuck The Police."

"Just thought about it... (nsfw) My ex-boyfriend was 6'1"". My current boyfriend is 6'3"" ....height isn't the only 2 inch difference between them."

"I've got a good one, but make sure you're indoors before you read it. It's an inside joke."