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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Polish person going down a hill? A Rollie Pollie"

"I feel like a lot of single women have been naming their cats Adele this year."

"Store Sign: ""WE HAVE MACE"" Think that's going to keep me from shopping here?"

"Excuse me, waiter. Is my order almost ready to Instagram?"

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... !!!"

"I like my girls like I like my pepperoni pizza White, full of fat and red dots all over them... :-("

"Twitter : bc in real life Smart, funny, beautiful women are not following us anywhere."

"To their credit, selfie sticks may be the only proof future archaeologists have to dispute the notion cameras grew directly out of our arms"

"everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid"

"He who understands women, dies under mysterious circumstances..."