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Joke of the Day

"If a policeman is knocking on your door and you have a pile of dead babies on your bed, what's the hardest thing to hide? Your erection."

"I named my boat ""Marriage""... so that it will never sink, cause marriage is a hardship."

"What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited? Run Berry, run!"

"I bet Dell Curry is not mad... he's just disappointed. Happy Fathers Day!"

"Why was the broom late to the meeting? It over swept"

"*walkig around department store that is full of wat clearly are christmas decorations* its haloween again ALREADY??"

"me: ""so is this a date?"" hitchhiker: ""um"""

"I promise you that there are three types of people in this world. Those who keep their promises, and those who don't."

"My girlfriend wouldn't let me play orchestral music during sex... We eventually came to an arrangement."

"My poor knowledge of Mexican food has always been my chilaquiles heel. You didn't even have to click through to get the punchline."