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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter because he's not coming"
Next Joke
"Am I a better husband or father? Well let's just say I never fantasize about being with other kids."
"One Direction."
"(First Day as Mailman) ME: *wearing a suit made out of stapled together pieces of mail* Sup? BOSS: You're supposed to deliver those. ME: No."
"What do you call that little white stuff on the top of bird shit? More bird shit. (Dad joke from the 70's)"
"""Have you heard about the movie constipation?"" ""It hasn't come out yet."""
"Do not tell a kid you didn't understand his joke unless you have 4 hours free to hear the explanation."
"What do you call and Indian funeral? A pool party"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Why bother calling it?"
"What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker? In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool."