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Joke of the Day
"How do you cook a stoned ham? 420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving"
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"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate pizza before it was cool."
"My favorite joke when I was a kid ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Interrupting cow."" ""Interrupting co..."" ""MOOOOO!"""
"What did Tennessee? The same thing that Arkansas"
"I like reserving tables at restaurants using unique names so I can hear the hostess announce, ""Optimus Prime? Your table for 5 is ready!"""
"""Bartender, I'd like to buy that table of women debating their favorite season of The Bachelor a round of cats"""
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeye."
"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle? Attire."
"What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? ""I must throw that doggie out the window !""!"
"Where do you hide an airport? IN PLANE SIGHT!"