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Joke of the Day

"Third grade Why did the blonde have the biggest boobs in the third grade? She was 23."

"What do Coors Light and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both too fucking close to water."

"Life without you is like a broken pencil Doesn't fucking matter to me"

"I went to a child psychologist once. He was rubbish. He was only seven."

"What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination? HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!"

"Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world."

"What do you call a Russian man with three testicles? Mr. Whodyounickabollockov"

"I still believe in love. But I also believe in sasquatch, nessy, and that I could win the lottery. So there's that...."

"Sorry I started singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the accountability meeting, but you said ""easy come, easy go"" so I just ran with it.."

"The best thing about the airport is how me staring at your tits isn't creepy in your country."