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Joke of the Day

"[coming through customs] Okay Sir 1 last thing before we're done. Is there anything you'd like to declare? *slams passport* ""I've had sex."""

"Can you help me with this problem? X+U=25 I think X=15, because U sure are a 10."

"What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret"

"Of course I like you, which is why I have to act like I don't like you so you'll know how much I like you."

"How do you get a blowjob in Flint, MI Pour bottled water over your dick."

"If a tree falls down in the middle of the forest.... And i scream something in the top of my lungs, and no woman can hear me, Am I still wrong?"

"I would walk 500 miles just to be the man who gets to eat these donuts."

"Fred has 3 red balls and 5 blue balls in a bag. How many balls does Fred have? 10."

"It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tree Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric"