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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions? a crime fighter."
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"Was gonna' make a long joke about gastrointestinal problems but, I digest."
"What do you call an Irish-Canadian? a Mickey Moose"
"Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners? The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by /u/CanadianWildlifeDept)"
"A woman was arrested yesterday for injecting her 8 year daughter with botox before a beauty pageant The child did not look surprised"
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton get in a plane crash who survives? America Survives."
"I swear if I hear Uptown Funk one more time... I will smash my radio. Don't believe me? Just watch"
"Me: I'm updating my fitness app. Is bowling a sport? Him: You didn't bowl. You kept score. Me: Is score-keeping for bowling a sport?"
"I return to work tomorrow with a child-like belief that 2017 is the year people will think at least twice before hitting Reply All."
"My wife said I never do anything for her so I packed her bags and put them outside."