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Joke of the Day

"I had the worst night last night.. The ghost of Gloria Gaynor appeared in front of my bed. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified."

"Angela Merkel got sad when she heard that she didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize after taking in so many Syrian refugees So I offered her a tissue "

"*everybody gasps as I drop the baby* Oh no was it expensive?"

"The only B word you should call a woman is ""beautiful."" Bitches love being called beautiful."

"Joke Yo momma so fat when she goes to the grocery store she brings a battery charger."

"I'm going to keep using 'penis' as a verb until someone lets me penis them."

"I'm a party animal... because when I go to parties I end up pissing on the floor"

"I masturbate with soap Just thought i would come clean"

"I haven't got the nut ratios just right yet, so it's more of a trial mix."

"Concerning the absence of toilet paper, there should be complaint books laid out at publicly used places."