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Joke of the Day
"Everyone knows she can't get pregnant if she's on top. It's called gravity, stupid."
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"Had sex with a socialist girl a little while back. Think I'm gonna need to see a doctor. whenever I pee, I start to feel the Bern."
"what does Hitler do to detox? a jewce cleanse lol I'm sorry."
"GREETINGS MORTAL, YOU MAY ASK ME ONE QUE- ""what's the deal with airline food?"" GODDAMNIT JERRY HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS CRYSTAL"
"The problem with feminists... The problem with feminists is that they don't stop talking and I just want to fuck them."
"I was tired yesterday and now I'm tired again today I'm retired"
"A Board Game Walks into a Bar... The bartender says, ""look, we don't want any Trouble!"""
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