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Joke of the Day
"A very pixelated Loch Ness Monster showed up at my door... He said ""Imma need about 8-bitty."""
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"I thought I stepped on a Lego, but thankfully, it was just a rusty old nail."
"Who is Ric Flair's favorite director? John WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"I grilled some chicken today... What a waste of time. He still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road."
"If you watch Wall-E backwards its about a little robot that would rather live alone forever than deal with fat people."
"I asked a pharmacist ""do you stock multicoloured tampons?"" ""Not since Brexit, they were made for brighter periods."""
"9 out of 10 men prefer women with big tits. The 10th guy prefers the other 9 guys."
"I really want to get into BDSM I just need someone to show me the ropes"
"my dad suggested i sign up to be a organ donor he's a man after my own heart -masai graham"
"I'm a huge fan Well, I used to be... now I'm an air conditioner"