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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dictator's plane crash? It was stallin'"

"My dad is my inspiration ...cause you never know when it's gonna hit you EDIT: missed a word"

"I told my friends I had a date with a really attractive girl... they told me she was imaginary, but the jokes on them, because they are too."

"So a pirate walks into a bar... A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender asks him why he has the wheel on him, and the pirate replies ""YARR! IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!"""

"What do you call a Muslim pilot? A hijacker"

"Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut...It's very confusing to us guys."

"I started my own traffic control company. It's a slow-moving business."

"I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage. I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer. He said ""You don't have much of a case."""

"What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? [They're all gone.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzwDgz053PI)"

"I bet college professors never get tired of watching freshmen get fat. I know I wouldn't."