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Joke of the Day
"My entire life is just a test To see whether I'll commit suicide or homicide first."
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"If Helen Keller was a pokemon.. ..she'd be a Mewtwo."
"How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichihuahua"
"I saw many places when I fought in WWII.. But I did Nazi Germany."
"I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time."
"When I was a kid, I knocked out the power in my house. Mom said it was just a phase."
"""I'm paying a woman to fist my mouth"" is the way I choose to describe going to the dentist tomorrow."
"Music Joke Nobody could find Beethoven's teacher because he is Haydn."
"What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door? If you let the dog in, it will shut up."
"Never believe minotaurs... Half of everything they say is bull."