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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea? It gets wet."
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"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down let me give you some vitamins. No thanks. But I could do with some new batteries."
"Asked a friend if the hotel in town was hiring. ""I don't know, I bet you could check into it, though."""
"Probably the worst Rule ever is Ja."
"Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, ""You want fries with that"" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything. Ever."
"[puts puppy in microwave] [googles instructions for making hotdogs] [quickly releases puppy from microwave]"
"Practicing karate in my driveway to strike fear into potential burglars."
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"I used to make arrow in the knee jokes... ..."