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Joke of the Day
"Is your refrigerator running? Because i will vote for it!"
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"What happens to a jew when he runs into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose"
"""Blown out of all proportion"" ... .. is a cliche you don't see every day of the week."
"I hate my dodgy household appliances... My hairdryer sucks and my vaccum blows."
"I was out shopping today; guess who asked about you?! Nobody."
"What did the flatulent man say to the preacher during confession? Forgive me Father, for i have wind."
"""Premature ejaculation man I NEED HELP!!"" I'M COMING!"
"Girls call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"Did you hear about the depressed man going on a cross country road trip? He's weeping the nation."
"What is a Muslim baby's first word? ""Revenge!"""