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Joke of the Day

"I think black people are great Everybody should own one!"

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"Sometimes, when I am pumping gas, I'll wink at the person at the next pump and say, ""This smells terrific."""
"why was the SJW angry at apple because it wasn't PC."
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head as it hits the windshield? It's butt!"
"Some of my lowest points are when I try to ""like"" an email"
"What do you call a Chinese orange? A Mandarin"
"Geologists have jokes too Steve: ""Hey, what kind of rocks are these?"" Geologist: ""They're sex stones."" Steve: ""What? Really?"" Geologist: ""Yeah. They're just fucking rocks."""
"Why are all these prostitutes advertising? And what the hell is an egg cunt anyway? [OC]"
"There are three kinds of people People who count and people who don't."
"What did captain Kirk do in the head? He Shatner."