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Joke of the Day

"Geologists have jokes too Steve: ""Hey, what kind of rocks are these?"" Geologist: ""They're sex stones."" Steve: ""What? Really?"" Geologist: ""Yeah. They're just fucking rocks."""

"What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania? It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

"What do you call a picture of an electric piano? Photosynthesis!"

"What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire? They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises."

"I hate it when the used car salesman is just a car wearing a suit."

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get his tiny little legs open?"

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... It just waved."

"Classic nursery rhyme Jack and Jill went up a hill, each had a quarter. Jill came down with fifty cents, you think they went for water?"

"Two snowman are in a field. One turns to the other and says ""I don't know about you, but I smell carrots"""

"When I was a kid, we jumped fences, biked without helmets & drank out of public water fountains. It was a dangerous time, full of microbes."