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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up? Age"
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"Golfer Adam Scott's wife had a baby today It was a cesarean But he didn't make the cut."
"Why was I sentenced to 1 year in prison with 6 months probation after killing a nigger? On charges of impersonating a police officer."
"Having a Hot Wife is like being a diabetic with a coupon for unlimited cheesecakes. It may look nice but you never get to use it. Source: Have a Hot Wife, Never get laid"
"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even."
"My mate said the drink I bought him tasted funny. It was a cheap shot."
"Why did the boy fall off the bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold"
"Two retarded people are having sex. I guess you could say they were going downs on each other."
"Two gold fish are sitting in a tank... Two gold fish are sitting in a tank. One gold fish looks at the other and says: ""Hey man, how the hell do you drive this thing?"""
"A unicorn without testicles is called a eunuchorn"