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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up? Age"
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"Why does your Penis bend? It follows a pair'o'bollock trajectory."
"What's a pedophiles favorite piece of classical music? Symphony in A Minor"
"Ugh, once again scratched my monocle falling asleep on my pile of gold coins."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Christmas, the side chick is you!"
"*guy getting eaten by a shark* Guy: I just wanted to say I'm Vegan. Shark, spitting him out: Wtf man. I had you in my mouth & everything."
"Why do German shower faucets have 11 holes? Jews only have 10 fingers."
"""You take pills because you're crazy"" ""No MOM, I take pills because they make me tolerant of crazy people that don't take pills"""
"What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"
"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo."