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"I used to have an addiction to dirt But I've now been clean for over a year"
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"What's the difference between a famous book by Dickens and a woman who buys fake boobs? One is a Tale of Two Cities..."
"Some girl wanted me to take her to see 50 Shades of Grey... So I took her to Sherwin-Williams."
"[steps off treadmill] ""Hey girl [out of breath, hands on knee] you like f-fitness? Cos I'm fitn--"" ""Shall I call an ambulance?"" ""Please."""
"What has 300 legs and 16 boobs? The breast cancer awareness 10K run"
"Sure, I'd get married. But follow him on Twitter? I'm not ready for that kind of commitment."
"A hillbilly walks up to his sister and says ""have sex with me."" She replies ""if you incest."""
"Bridge is like sex If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"My sex life (Dirty) My sex life is like the Kentucky Derby, four hours of foreplay, and only 90 seconds of real action"
"What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend? My credit card bill."