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Joke of the Day
"I used to have an addiction to dirt But I've now been clean for over a year"
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"I'm the Spare Queen All I know is how to make a mess and then make sense of it."
"Fox has cancelled American Idol. From Now on, if I want to listen to bad music, I'll have to listen to Pitbull just like everyone else."
"Why should you never shout at a pirate? Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)"
"What do you call people with big ears? Nothing, they might hear you"
"What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !"
"I started playing a new drinking game recently, Every time I am depressed I take a drink. That game is called alcoholism."
"What do you call male and female Jewish baristas? Hebrews and Shebrews."
"If you love someone, let them know often. Because you might not be able to say it again. Also, same thing works for people you f*cking hate"
"Why was Eazy-E Straight outta Conciousness? He had N.W.Aids"