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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend and I were having sex so loud we woke up the whole house. My wife was furious."
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"I called the sexual abuse hotline for help. ...Apparently it's only for victims"
"I returned some shorts to Walmart and bought a pizza, with the credit I had received, to share with my wife... She kinda ate my shorts."
"Everyone talks about roses on a piano... I just want tulips on my organ."
"A Rabbi, a Canadian, and a New Yorker walk into a bar Just kidding the Rabbi was actually a terrorist and they all died in the explosion!"
"I don't really want to hear about the marathon, unless of course, they add an element of suspense. Like a Bear at mile 3."
"What's the difference between broccoli and a booger ? little kids won't eat broccoli ."
"Why are ships' portholes round? So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face."
"What do you call the science of knives? Cutting edge technology."
"jokes about unemployed people aren't funny They just don't work..."