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Joke of the Day

"Hey are you free this weekend? (Gazes into distance) (Wipes tear from cheek) (Bald Eagle screeches) ""I'm always free"""

"I call my Asian friend Spongebob Because he's yellow and can't drive"

"Today's episode of Wheel of Fortune has been cancelled because Jesus took the wheel."

"What fruit/vegetable doesnt leave your body through the anus? A Stomato"

"I had dream that I really had to take piss When I woke up I had peed myself. Thats when I relised... dreams really do come true"

"My sex life's improved dramatically since my wife died. For a start, she now takes it in the ass."

"Sex with homeless people is in-tents."

"Only a fraction of you will understand That there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Took from a facebook page"

"I like when Google answers my stupid questions because it means I'm not the only one asking Google stupid questions."

"I hate when people tell me I don't get it. Like, what does that even mean?"