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Joke of the Day

"Now that Ted Cruz dropped out, there is only one man standing in Trump's way Hilary Clinton"

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"A party without Vodka is just a meeting."
"""I want frog legs."" -Fancy restaurant order or the coolest plastic surgery request ever"
"Birdhood A single shot film with no cuts and a running time of 12 years."
"What do Monica Lewinsky and the New York Giants have in common? They were both terrorized by Clinton Dix, Ha Ha."
"I've decided to be outraged about straws too flimsy to punch through their own wrappers. Time to blog."
"NASA is planning to lasso an asteroid and bring it to the moon? I was unaware NASA had hired Wile E. Coyote to plan their missions."
"Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture."
"why didn't Hitler pass algebra? He didn't know the final solution."