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Joke of the Day

"There's something mentally wrong with people who ask other parents if their baby isn't the cutest baby they've ever seen"

"Which gun does Superman use? SCAR-L"

"Every time Mila Kunis comes on my TV I do too"

"I used to think LOL meant lots of love. Oh! You're Aunt died? So sorry. LOL! Took me years to rebuild friendships."

"What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs."

"If you're the guard at a Samsung store ... Does that make you the guardian of the galaxy?"

"I know my wife is cheating with my best friend Her pussy tastes like his dick."

"KING1: I bring you gold. K2: I bring you frankincense. K3: *drops pot of myrrh* *pot shatters* Oh. I bring you...erm...interpretive dance!"

"Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? It scares their seeing-eye dog."

"toothbrush origin I suspect that the toothbrush was invented in the south,if it had been invented in the north, it would have been called a teethbrush"