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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow abortion? De-calf"
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"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me... It means a lot."
"What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn? Beep repaired..."
"Soup baby What do you call a dead Ukrainian baby. Aborschtion"
"If you didn't wanna hear ""Baby smell is biology preventing the mom from eating it,"" you shouldn't have invited me to the baby shower, Carol!"
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... and says ""Oh dammit some asshole has my pen!"""
"I have a coworker whose humour gets drier ...as he gets more dehydrated. (True story)"
"How to end world hunger ? By letting the hungry die."
"Teleportation seems like an awesome idea until Creepy Stan from down the street is suddenly washing your back in the shower."
"I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."