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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow abortion? De-calf"
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"Are you all right? No.. You are all left Ahah is joke"
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"noooo lost a drinking game guess i have to drink this alcohol i paid for with full intention of consuming"
"The shortest joke ever Two women were sitting quietly."
"Mum Mum Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head."
"Why do Jews have blue penises? Because they're tight-fisted wankers."
"""i'm positive i can find a wrong way to eat a Reese's"" i say as i begin drilling a hole directly into my stomach"
"The world is my oyster. Expensive and gross."