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Joke of the Day
"USDA steak inspector? YEP! Chuck Testa!"
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"My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I stopped going to doctors."
"I read a story about a guy who cried while pleasuring himself. It was a real tear jerker."
"1st Date Me: Just warning you. I get freaky. Her: Oh yeah? How freaky.? Me:*thinking of using pizza rolls as a pizza topping* So freaky."
"I couldn't be trusted with a time machine. I'd get killed going back and testing whether or not Velociraptors really could open doors."
"My pet peeve: ketchup bottle precum"
"Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder"
"why is it hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac? because they always take things literally!"
"Why isn't there democracy in North Korea? Because everytime they try to pronounce ""election"" everyone starts to giggle"
"everyone on the saturday night live thing pronounced it sarynyelive"