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"Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occured in history. They obviously haven't met my kids."
"Which of these is out of place in this list? Wife, Blowjob, Meat, Eggs. Well you can beat your meat, beat your wife, and beat your eggs, but you can't beat a blowjob!"
"smdh at dollhouses without stairs between the different floors. Hows that going to work, dumb-ass."
"Dance like no one is watching you while secretly videotaping to later be posted on YouTube so you become the latest worldwide laughing stock"
"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie."
"""Hmm, how can I look at her boobs but not look at her boobs?"" - Guy who invented sunglasses."
"My room mates are concerned that I'm using their kitchen utensils... ...but that's a whisk i'm willing to take."
"What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls? Ghost avocado."
"Met a girl at the park today. It just felt like there were sparks between us. And as we lay making love a short time later I thought ""Damn, this taser was a good buy."""