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Joke of the Day
"""YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!?"" I yell to my husband as I hand him the trash."
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"I just Googled ""cool new rare diseases."""
"Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire? To be on the safe side!"
"who lives in a pineapple in the back of the white van Spongebob, go meet him kids he has free candy, go and look"
"The worst thing a woman can ask a man is ""Guess what today is."""
"So an old-timer goes out for breakfast... And the young whippersnapper of a waiter asks ""What will you have, Sir?"" ""Bacon my day, sonny!"" [Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works]"
"What do you call a random selection of sailors? A seamen sample"
"What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant? Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)"
"What's the most favorite bird among most men? [BOOBIES!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby) I can't believe no one has made this joke here yet."
"What is the difference between a camera and a sock? One holds photos The other holds five"