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Joke of the Day

"Little Johnny Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4."

"My girlfriend left me because of the way I face the toilet paper. I told her I can't help it... That's just how I roll."

"My girlfriend came out of the shower and said ""I shaved down there, you know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah the f*cking drain is clogged again."""

"and on the 8th day, god created a website for u to meet the hot christian singles in ur area"

"What did the German say to the abundance of old memes vielen dank"

"Jokes about stuttering ...are a big big, no no."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass. (Haven't seen this on here, hope its not a repost.)"

"so, history isn't that boring? The history professor asked his student Keaton, ""Have you read Marx? Keaton: ""Yes sir. I think it's from the wicker chairs."""

"Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted? Diversion Mary"

"What did the cow say to the hay? I chews you"