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Joke of the Day

"My Grandfather died in the holocaust... ...he got drunk and fell off a watch tower. I remember NOFX said this when I went to see them can't take credit."

"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird? A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger."

"My trademark fight move is to ask someone very nicely not to hit me or be mean to me."

"Why were the letters a-y banned? They were all nazis"

"The space race shows that there's no limit to what human ingenuity can achieve When they really want to prove they're better than some other bastard."

"THE GREATEST JOKE OF ALL TIME YOU..."

"Here is an old joke my old man used to tell me There is a 4 year old, 6 year old, 8 year old, 10 year old, and me trying to catch a home run ball. Who gets the ball? Me because fuck them"

"I like all my women to be Just the same as my morning coffee, I.e. liquid and hot, Often drunk on a yacht And usually bought for a fee."

"What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog"

"What be a pirate's favorite letter? Ah, ye'd think it be R matey.... but actually it's the C!"