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Joke of the Day
"At my house, it is customary for you to go back to yours as soon as possible."
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"So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links."
"What the hell is this REstraining Order?!? I never even got a Straining Order? I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out."
"What type of web developer likes finding bugs Spiders"
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"A lost & found note as a gesture of goodwill. Whoever lost a Rolex I report ""the time now is 20 minutes after seven"""
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