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Joke of the Day
"Pamela Anderson Joke What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley."
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"Avoid sexist comments... Chicks hate that."
"My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said, ""I wanna watch."""
"What's the difference between acetone and Hitler? One is used to remove the polish, and the other is used to remove the Polish."
"A dog made of diamonds would be everyone's best friend."
"If you pee on a cop Urine trouble. (Credit to my bff)"
"What is ISIL's favourite dessert? Terrormisu"
"I recently dated a slutty check with a brain fetish. The experience was mindblowing!"
"Style of break up: Boy bought gift for His Girl friend- GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST"
"A guy calls his boss and asks ""What's the difference between this morning and your wife?"" ""I'm not coming in *this morning*"""