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Joke of the Day
"What is the best thing about kids? Making them!"
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"Her: ""Will you still love me if you win 1 million dollars at the lottery?"" Him: ""Of course, baby! But I will miss you..."""
"no soap, radio."
"I once found this body down by the train tracks (It was an alive body) (It was the conductor)"
"Me: *nervous giggle* Goodbyes are so awkward. Like do I go in for a kiss or what? Drive-thru attendant: Please just take your food, sir."
"34 of the A-Team have just launched a valiant rescue mission I heard they were just trying to save Face after their last failure, though."
"What kind of girls date firefighters? Hose."
"Did you hear about the bureaucrat who was a Platonist? They were really obsessed with forms."
"How do you know a chinese thief has broken into your house? All of your rice is gone, your computer is fixed, and the mother fucker is still trying to back out of the driveway."
"Knock, Knock. > Who's there? > The secret of Comedy. > The secret of Co.. > (interrupting) TIMING!"