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Joke of the Day

"Her: ""Will you still love me if you win 1 million dollars at the lottery?"" Him: ""Of course, baby! But I will miss you..."""

"Took me three hours to drive home through the snow, but it was worth it because when I got home, my family totally ignored me."

"Maybe the ocean is so salty because the land doesn't wave back"

"What are you if you aren't European? Eurapoopin. -my daughter"

"what if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce"

"How many billionaires does it take to create a superhero? Three: two to die and one to never get over it."

"Did you hear the joke #4126?"

"What did the thunder say when it understood the joke? I feel so enlightninged!"

"I treat women like I do numbers.... If they're under 16, do them in your head."

"Don't you hate it when you punch up the fuckline?"