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Joke of the Day

"If electricity takes the path of least resistance... why doesn't lightning only strike the country of France?"

"When Jedi need to read PDFs, they use Adobe Wan Kenobi."

"I had no idea how long ago 1997 was when I was living it."

"Why is Florida not an island?? Because Georgia sucks..."

"[Blackstreet Bakery] Me: [watching the baker kneading dough] ""I love the way you work it"" Baker: ""No diggity?"" Me: ""Baguette up."""

"Sick Lemon and Sick Bird What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonade"

"If you ever see me wearing anything fur lined or faux fur, please punch the person I'm with in the face. I've been kidnapped & need saved!!"

"who called it a dinosaur rap battle instead of a reptile diss function"

"Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life? A: Third grade."

"How do you get a pool player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."