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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dolphin kill himself? A lack of porpoise."

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Redditors can't take a joke."

"There are 3 types of people in this world. 1. People who are good in math. 2. People who aren't good in math."

"How to kill a spider: get a piece of tissue paper, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down."

"Did you ever get two pieces of shocking news at once? I just found out my sister was diagnosed with testicular cancer."

"I like my science like I like my penises: hard."

"Did you hear about the joke about the 3 wells? Well Well Well"

"Sometimes u see the moon during the day and it's like, wow, how embarrassing. Showed up early because you were bored? Get a life, nerd moon."

"Why are so many men suddenly curious who my father is right in the middle of our lovemaking?"

"I put another shrimp on the barbie and now Ken is all pissed off."