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"[at a funeral] What happens to his leftover meds?"
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"Advanced OCD I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order; like they should be."
"first rule of fight club is no fightig. welcom to contradicton club evryone hav a seat adn dont hav a seat. also this isnt contradicton club"
"Not to brag, but according to this food packaging I just ate enough fancy cashews to serve 638 people."
"God gave us the brain to work out problems. However, we use it to create more problems."
"I was confronted by an angry man today. I told him I come in peace Apparently that's something you shouldn't say to Peace's boyfriend"
"What do you get when you cross a judge and a potato? A Dicktater."
"Flavor Flav is the bomb \()/ "
"If a one-legged woman is named Ilene, what do you call her after a few drinks? Tipsy, and an easy lay."
"My wife complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one."