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Joke of the Day
"If your dog has weird unsightly nipples, it's OK to throw 3 or 4 little bras on it."
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"How do you call a prison inmate? With a cell phone."
"Have you tried african food? -No. -They haven't tried it either."
"How many terribly overused Vine memes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ***19, you dumbass. Its 19. not twenty-fucking-one.***"
"I am fairly certain that ""YOLO"" is ""Carpe Diem"" for stupid people."
"mathematician Why do mathematicians only count up to 287? Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue."
"""IN THIS CORNER.. DWAYNE ""THE ROCK"" JOHNSON"" *the rock beats chest* AND IN THIS CORNER... RYAN ""PAPER"" WALLACE *the rock is visibly nervous*"
"you down with ADD? yeah you know me"
"Norm MacDonald's father's favorite joke (as told by Norm MacDonald) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3UqEgL1VXI&t=14m44s"
"I learnt that Mel Gibson was born in Australia Well I guess you could say he was from... -puts on glasses- MELBOURNE"