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Joke of the Day

"You know what sounds sexy? Six women... Dozen tit."

"What's the male equivalent of a feminist? A sexist."

"What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user? Meals on Wheels"

"Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? He wanted a Czech mate."

"What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!"

"I went to a show at the zoo, but the monkeys went wild and stated flinging poo at everybody... What a shit show"

"What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious? Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target"

"I wish you were ketchup.... ...So you could squirt on my Weiner!"

"Did you hear about the constipated Jew? He couldn't shit."

"Malcom Gladwell is going to write a book about politicians as a follow-up to ""Outliers"" It's going to be called ""Out-and-out Liars"""