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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts."
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"Say what you like about Donald Trump.. But he's doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president."
"I hope Death is a woman... That way, it'll never come for me..."
"have you heard of the new movie ""Constipation""? that's because it hasn't come out yet! XD"
"My room mates are concerned that I'm using their kitchen utensils... ...but that's a whisk i'm willing to take."
"What do you call a pan-sexual man named Nick who works at a CD store? Pan Nick at the Disc Co."
"If I had a nickel for every time I had a nickel I would just continue getting nickels until I had all the nickels."
"You say ""I suggest you join this Facebook group and get 500 free Mafia Wars points"" but all I see ""Block me."""
"The year is 2045. Favstar Bot 32 becomes self aware and deletes our top tweets."
"[party] ME: I'm uncomfortable BF: Just mingle ME: Do I introduce myself? BF: We're at your family reunion"