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Joke of the Day

"I was in the park the other day wondering why the frisbee looks bigger the closer it gets... And then it hit me."

"What do you call too many chickens on a farm? A cluster cluck."

"[Starbucks intercom] ""Will the man that ordered the Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte please pick up your drink. No one is looking."""

"Just made a deal with the devil. I got a PS2, half a box of white wine and an autographed photo of George Bush in exchange for my Kia Soul."

"What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife? Harambae"

"Why was the plumber stressed? He had a high pressure job"

"Two blondes are running for the highest office in the land Oh right, don't put the joke in the title. Sorry."

"Failure is not an optionit comes bundled with the software."

"What do the twin towers and gender have in common? The Bush"

"*1st time at gym* *picks up weight* how do i equip this *steps on treadmill* can i get exp on here *taps huge guy* do you sell mana potions"