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Joke of the Day

"Just made a deal with the devil. I got a PS2, half a box of white wine and an autographed photo of George Bush in exchange for my Kia Soul."

"In a few weeks the keys to the worlds most important office will be handed over to Donald Trump. There is absolutely nothing funny about that. Figured this sub was a perfect place to post this."

"1: Steal ice cream van 2: Drive around slowly but never stop 3: Be proud to have helped prepare children for life's many disappointments"

"I went to my doctor without any money and begged If you fix this diarrhea I'll do you a solid."

"Did you hear about Treant? He's thinking of leaving. Perhaps branching out, Maybe even going back to his roots. I'm not sure I wood do that. He's barking mad if you ask me."

"How do you make Manischewitz Wine? Kick him in the nuts."

"Why did Donald Trump win the Republican nomination? Don Rickles is dead."

"Wanna hear a joke? My ex wife still misses me..."

"What's the difference between... NSFW What's the difference between a joke and a 12"" dick? You can't take a joke."

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."