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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant? Count Spatula"
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"*breaks into museum* *sprays fine mist to show alarm lasers* *plays a sweet jam on boombox* *krumps right into each beam*"
"Sea World announced they're not going to breed Orcas in captivity anymore... So now the only whales you'll see in a theme park are the American women"
"My girlfriend said I talked just like Justin Bieber... ...I said, ""What do you mean?"""
"They figured out where the terrorists have been hiding their armies. In their sleevies."
"I don't always tell mom jokes But when i do, she laughs"
"A restaurant patron complained about the limited dessert selection, and an Irish man turned his head to respond. What was the complaint? **Flan AGAIN?!**"
"What do the iPhone 7 and the Titanic have in common? There's no room for jack, on both of them"
"I think it's disgusting that women only make 70 cents to every dollar a man makes It should be at least 80"
"How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't believe in a higher power."