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Joke of the Day
"I love 2-packs of Coors Thug life."
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"""Jesus take the wheel!"" I shout, but Jesus decided to pop out of the sunroof firing a machine gun at our pursuers instead."
"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because when she reaches 69, she gets a frog in her throat."
"If my teachers don't become Ms. Frizzle anytime soon, I will just keep not paying attention."
"My girlfriend has a global map tattooed on her body She may have been a difficult person to deal with. But you always knew where you were with her."
"What do you call a porcupine with no legs a pufferfish"
"What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose."
"Q: What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit? A: The defendant."
"My roommate said he was going to quite masterbating I asked how that was going. He said, ""I don't know man I just haven't been feeling myself."""
"Hitler was't that bad of a guy He did kill Hitler after all."