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Joke of the Day

"What starts with F and ends with UCK FIRETRUCK!1!1!1!!!1!1!!!!1!1!1!!!!1!1!1!!"

"Life would be so much better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout your day."

"I like to jump onto people's backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away"

"Me: You're such a good boy. Dog: *tail wagging* Please leave the room so I can eat the couch."

"How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself? Wax off"

"What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit? Well they [deleted]"

"Unlike Eric Garner... I live for out of state cigarettes."

"Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector."

"I made a miniature lemon-lime pie... It was a little tart"

"Totally blasting Billy Joel out of my minivan. I'm like sex on wheels right now."